Disdain of his wife

1. The husband said: You can learn to cook quit maid to the family burden. Wife: Nonsense! If you love to learn, we can quit the driver, the small circle and security, family burden on the lighter!
2. One day his wife suddenly said to her husband: to get their own money from underwear Get them out! husband a look of surprise: how do you know? Disdain of his wife, said: When you where such a drum-off!
3. License plate of the best: the most money to Joan B, the most straightforward Gan B, the most ugly black B, the most generous Liao B, the most arrogant of the Beijing B, water allowance of up to B, the most self-love in the Shanghai B, the most virgin of the new B, the best news of Gordon B.

4. knowledge of the United States, is make people confused; the beauty of poetry is to incite male and female behavior; the beauty of a woman is stupid have no regrets; men of the United States, is lying right day in hell.
5. women doctors write so carelessly, so that a man checks the billing super-B, long, male returning said: searched all over the hospital where not see 13. Female doctors smiles: a B-! Than 13 super! Men angrily: Your B also points so far apart it!
6. Lucky 52 site, gesturing husband wife guess. Screen is popsicles, men said: two words long, hard, with the mouth one out of the water, becomes smaller. Female bewildered, Male Tip: You also eaten last night. Women blush immediately replied: penis!
7. A female AV leakage, take a day off housing repair. The next day her message after the Trustee shall leave to the unit, leading a scared look soft legs, fake reads: intercourse unfinished, too much water, can not control,TMD hell up today, and then engage in a day!
8. Couple places hotels, Miss calls, play is not? Do not! Husband to hang up; miss another call: Why wronged themselves away from home? Husband: I brought my wife! Miss laugh: Sir good wicked, fast-food restaurants are everywhere why own instant noodles!
9. New Lucky Sambo: father (ah) Why you ride mom last night (what), I saw all at the door (god), you fight two naked (this boy), the three of us are sexual - Fu - 1.
10. The five stages of drinking: teenage stage, prevent sticking; young woman stage, reluctantly; prime stage, generosity; widow, you are not looking for me I find you; woman stage No gestures also blind.
11. a village to rape a Shen Po, just one into the bottom, Shen Po said: come in is dead. Village busy exit, Shen Po said, also not live out. Shen Po asked the chief what to do? Shen Po said: Peace be with you and out of insurance.
12. To live well, lover and ultimately; To live the magic, Miss arms hold; order to live high, will be with Miss Guoji Zhao; want to live a strong, honest woman on your bed; like a pain, daughter sleep with you every day.
13. difficult, to do a man sad to say! Cut slow that night, pulled out of view of a short, soft on the mouth, said, go in that light, Push tic that asthma, tummy fixed that lazy, spent a half-strength that is not as licking, finished comfortable true said shameless.