My husband married a second wife wrote a application

Married to establishing another account application
Dear Wife:
Hello! After careful study and make out fieldwork in the next 3 days of mental preparation, especially to your application. Because there is no written these applications, resulting in errors between the format, you do not laughed at!
application to: married second wife
effective time: until you are willing to help me share some of housework time
grounds for the application:
one, married second wife and does not cause traffic gridlock, the financial crisis, unemployment climax ;
2, married to my second wife will increase the attractiveness of the family, and extramarital sex can reduce the risk of 99%, do not believe in you to try?
three, married second wife can help me to share the housework, the current situation is: one person two people home, if married a second wife, are two people to do three of the home, the average home 1.5 per share, which is now 2, of course, you still need to do housework, your wife is a major thing in;
four, married second wife for your disposal of the more than me, and when you are dictating to who has the right to choose, which from the objective to increase the pressure of competition, etc. I believe that more effective than acting married before establishing another account increased by 33.3%, which from an objective to ensure your high demands of life, do not believe in you to try?
five, married a second wife, you can not health small BB, you do not have time to worry about health of small BB pain? If the three representatives of the seduction, the two must be in the spirit of encouragement, a gift in your next time I married a second wife, tired of these bitter pain of errand you can do to establishing another account, and and you do, both small BB accompany you to play, also do not wipe your ass to him, four more beautiful world ah! ! ! ! ! ! ! Got it all, quickly decided it! ! ! ! ! !
6, married a second wife, you have a personal maid, will not be shopping with us again you Daochu Guang, I slouched in pursuance of the phenomenon, and most importantly, you found a green leaf, myself a red flower.
seven, married a second wife, you was a little more freedom, you are not very annoying sometimes I talk and all hands on your behind tamper Why? If you marry a second wife, as long as you want freedom, I fell asleep to another room.
wife, I would have eight bookish Gaoge what reason, the eight proposed class of Eight to prove anything, so now seven reasons, to be honest, if I were you, I agree; hey! You also do not ask, "If I marry you two husband willing to mean?" I answered you, if you can make a similar reason, the third of these seven, four, and I would agree. You can it? Not so, I do not agree with a word, married second wife, I'm so hello she very good! Huiren Shenbao that if you make irresponsible remarks, ignore them, do not take the unusual step Special road.
Sincerely
salute
applicants: Your husband
time: Today
wife's approval
Dear husband:
Hello! After careful study and do chores at home, prepared for the next 3 days, special applications made to your reply. Because there is no such written response, resulting in errors between the format, you do not laughed at!
Reply to: marry a second wife
effective time: until you no longer want me to share household chores made up
Reply reasons:
a "married second wife and does not cause traffic gridlock, financial crisis, unemployment orgasm, "but it may cause you a paraplegic, family crisis, unemployment at home.
2, "to marry my second wife will increase the attractiveness of the family, and extramarital sex can reduce the risk of 99%, do not believe in you to try?" This will cause your wife's affair probability rises to 99%, do not believe in you to try?
3, "married second wife can help me to share the housework, the current situation is: one person two people home, if married a second wife, are two people to do three of the home, the average home 1.5 per share, and now is 2, of course, you still need to do housework, your wife, after all, the big thing in "want to change the current situation, we can ask a nanny, so long as an individual share of 100% of the housework to do. has saved you to for maintenance and propose establishing another account such as ... ...
four diamond, "married a second wife for your disposal of the more than me, you who at the beck and call has the right to choose the time, which increased from an objective and so I competitive pressures, I believe more effective than acting married before establishing another account increased by 33.3%, which from an objective to ensure your high demands of life, do not believe in you to try? "If you want to hear beck and call, I suggest that marrying a Nanchong home The first position will not compete with you, the second 100% listen to my words, this is your objective stingy competition, but also 100% guarantee on the life of my high demand.
5, "married a second wife, you can not health small BB, you do not have time to worry about the pain of Health small BB? If the three representatives of the seduction, the two must be in the spirit of encouragement, Under your gift when I married a second wife, the bitter pain and exhaustion to establishing another account you can do errands, and while you do, both small BB accompany you to play, also do not wipe your ass for him , four more beautiful world ah!!!! got it all, quickly decided it!!! "can be given to us on behalf of pregnant women give birth to a male and female twins, four more beautiful world ah ~
6, "married a second wife, you have a personal maid, will not be shopping with us again you Daochu Guang, listlessness I followed the phenomenon, the most important thing is, you found a green leaf, he had made the safflower. "safflower have two green leaves contrast, the two old just right ~
7," married a second wife, you more of a free, sometimes you do not hate me in your talk and all hands behind The tamper Why? if married second wife, as long as you want freedom, I fell asleep to another room. Our family now has only one room ~
husband, I would not be what bookish Gaoge Eight reasons, the eight proposed class of Eight to prove anything, so now seven recommendations, to be honest, if you really do not want to do housework I really agree with. You must give up who cited family matters, questions of contribution. I find that these chores F No two pockmarks on the king? Do you like it? I know you do not want, so I do not agree.
In short, the consequences of marrying establishing another account, you wait: the general feeling of flying special steps ... ...
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Sincerely
salute
Reply by: your wife
time: Today