to a pit

1. next door guy finally vowed to lose weight - the graduation ** At the meeting, he said the word was: "Dude, so what, you are blocking my cell phone signal had. "
2. Lei Feng did not leaving a good, but Everything Diary inside.
4. skipping too many want to go to school yesterday to see professors were surprised to say, so long gone, so big now.
5. I left the Green Dragon, the right **, shoulders tattooed Mickey Mouse.
6. Whenever I miss a girl, I put a brick on the ground, so have the Great Wall.
7. mandarin ducks playing in the water, all his mother drowned; BizArt **, all his mother died from a fall.
8. pure, is a fiction, chaos is the beautiful woman.
9. happiness is flexible about the time itch, but scratching the itch is unfortunately not, and even more unfortunately, both body and soul a long time feel that the impulse of the itch.
10. Although I can not do the descendants of the rich, but I must do the rich ancestors.
11. day did not drop any of my major, still bitter my mind, my muscles workers.
12. Who, executive my hand, grabbing my Half a mania; who, kiss me the eye, hide me Half a displacement.
13. trace of her her 1000 Baidu, when I look back, that person still disdain me.
14. read more than ten years, I remember a pretty mixed.
15. What is happiness? Happiness is a cat fish, dog meat, Altman played a small monster.
16. You Could work force is the only solution then Huashan swordfight world known as a rare piece of its pear pressure Begonia Shaolin masters adopted novices mentally incompetent dog prosperous wealth Caibian the cockroaches had rolled a small strong dung?
17. short stories I love your mother's upper half of the broadcast here today, tomorrow at the same time, please continue to enjoy, I love the second part of your mother ... ...
18. subway ads: squeeze it? Buy a vehicle! Taxi ads: block it? Subway it!
19. I received a phone message, incomparably ugly zoo has monkeys, cute spit, one day I went to my spit, and one day you go, monkey vomit.
20. say that money is evil, all fishing; that beauty is a source of trouble, all you want; that standing above the crowd, all in the climb; that tobacco and alcohol physical injury, do not quit; that heaven's most beautiful, are not go!
21. outcry television advertising time spots!
22. Thank you, thank you Grandpa, thank you and your family, thank you on behalf of ancestors 18. (Seen so thankful for you?)
23. Were spent although the main, I'll loosely earth!
24. I'm sorry! I'm dead! But thank you see me! 0:00 today, I see you!
25. I want to drink the pain is drowning,Anniang also said the woman stepped on a man's shoes, but damn the pain but learned how to swim.
26. data show that in 2008 Chinese men accounted for 52% of the total population, women account for 43%. (End of the World - a classical Chai brother, too fucking tough a)
27. Do you want to get rich? Luck with the opposite sex you want to pay it? An official do you want? Do you want to overnight it? Do you want to remain forever young?
- Do Xia Xiang, and learn it!
28. idiot beggar's wallet stolen and was blind to see, dumb screaming on to the deaf shocked, hunchback stood up lame a kick, a police wanted to pull him to the Public Security Bureau, Asako he watched my face forget.
29. alone is a person's carnival, carnival is a group of people alone
30. must be confused, not the pursuit of truth ... the truth is the bitch!
31. dreaming dreams of eating pasta, morning wake up to find the laces gone!
32. Love is the Way, a friend is a tree, life is only one way, a way more trees, when the rich do not get lost, when Kao Kao lack of money trees, happy when not forget the road to rest when poured cast tree.
33. Tiechu to ground into a needle, but can only be ground into toothpicks Mu Chu, material does not, more effort is useless.
34. Aoyama left in, or there is hope.
36. eat porridge every day, not reconciled, to the vegetable market yesterday around in a circle, I think I'll continue to eat porridge bar.
37. My principle is: people do not make me, I do not prisoners; if we are attacked, I get angry!
38. I gradually found that people are witch! Some of the fairies eat, but what people eat, taking it every Probably a demon can barbecue it!
39. listen to Jun's words, holy warriors go to school.
41. geography teacher: If the Earth did not turn up, our world will be?
Small B students: Even if the Earth did not turn up, we have to center around the Party Central Committee with Hu to turn
42. You see, this world there are always so many things that make you sad: Teenage moon and new moon, joys and sorrows, impotence premature ejaculation. . . .
44. shelling also comb the head of every one lightning.
45. Love is a luxury. Like Paris in the window fox coat, so dazzling, so charming, but above the price will make people wake up. Love is a luxury, only looked at a distance, do not dream or touch it because it requires the right time, right people meet at suitable locations, are indispensable.
46. problem first to find the cause of constipation on the other a strange planet has no gravity.
47. Although I am not very handsome long, but the child was also boast a very popular figures on my left nostril.
48. the old exhortation: girl, only to eat a proper diet ah fresh.
49. Spring is cold and emotional high season. Some people do not care a cold, careless love, I fall in the category.
50. I was on a fool's seeds, the results of the field under the rain ... ... drowned.
51. Apricot no walls, firm pull out.
52. I allow you into my world, but never allow you to walk around my world.
53. even if I was a toad, I have determined not to marry his mother toad.
55. money to buy a house but can not buy a home, you can buy of marriage but can not buy love, you can buy a clock but can not buy time, money is not everything, but is miserable. Put your money to me, leave me to bear the pain it!
56. boy was raised poor, or do not know struggle: the rich girls with support, or a piece of cake to coax people away.
57. young, we often directed at the mirror to make faces; old age, when the mirror be even.
58. I have a son after the name to be called "so handsome\open dismay to leave your side. Water wrote: I worked tirelessly all day in order to flow around you, well you get hold of. Pot wrote: are instant and you still so much nonsense. .
60. happiness is: I'm hungry to see someone else take a Roubao Zi, he happy than I; me cold, and saw someone wearing a thick jacket, he was happy than I; I want to latrine, to a pit, where you are squatting, and you are happy than I am.
61. every person has a dream at least, there is a reason to go strong.
62. 5-year-old daughter to help her dad to do something. Dad: "Daddy tired lah, you praise me 2 it, you praise me another strength of the two I have." Daughter: "Lao Zheng!" Dad: "hey!" Daughter: "Your long Niuniu must be really nice ah ... ... "
64. mind if there is no resting places, where all the street!
65. the brain is the most noble organ? because the brain tells you.
67. Zhuge Liang did not before coming out with a soldier ah, you Pingsha to my work experience! ! !
68. the work of the highest state is to watch others work, led the wages of others.
69. a child is not learning, his mother said: "You grow up to marry the bachelor to sell pork." Education is my daughter: "study hard and grow up to marry pork Wong Lo 5. "
70. live more than two decades, not for the motherland and the people do something, every thought of this, was heartbroken.
71. happy? Fast can feel happy? !
73. my mother say that life is best not to miss two things: the last one to go home by car and a love you.
74.80 after the major task is to create 08 after.
75. life is not dress rehearsal, live every day, not only low ratings, but wages are not high.
76. the future is bright, the road is not.
77. Who 天下乌鸦一般黑? In fact, more than a black one!
79. really want to come to a quiet serious effort's Don Ke German of unrequited love ... ...
80. either to earn money, face to do what ...
81. not eat swans ~ What I do not eat ducks ~
82. looks like a lump feces no problem, why do cook feces non?
85. every morning roared loudly: "small operating ** Japan. "In this way, good health, but also cultivated a patriotic sentiments!
90. Miss beard grow so tactful, you must have is a slightly feminist!
91. your father and mother with that 10 minutes to walk How wonderful!
92. Work fascinates me! in particular, look at it ...
93. you are after an abortion is how the bin escaped?
95. love love no return home, Fangzei theft prevention brothers ~
96. I really do not want to use toes despise you. But the brothers, that you force me to do.
97. life is the most brutal places can only young once.
99. University of pure love is to eat instant noodles together, to humility with soup.
100. big brother ... I swear ... I'm pumping light up ...